I'm sorry if my log entry regarding the launch of the vessel was brief and anticlimactic, after so long and grand a buildup.
But, in truth, this is so because the launch of the vessel itself was brief and anticlimactic, after so long and painstaking a build.
Saturday night (the eve of the launch), we all went to the Kane County Cougars minor-league baseball game. We went early, in time for batting practice (each kid got at least one ball, and everyone got autographs). We planned to stay through the post-game fireworks, but a ninth-inning rally forced the game to extra innings, so we finally left at the top of the 11th inning. (And a good thing, too . . . I think it went to 14 innings, with the home team finally losing.)
Sunday (launch day) dawned clear, still, and HOT. The plan was to take the boat out for a few sea trials, giving everyone a chance to ride. (Remember, we had Auntie Andrea and the girls in town.)
As you'll recall from
this post, I planned to do the sea trials in a small, safe pond just a block or two from our house. I made an early-morning scouting of that location, however, and saw that there was no viable launching spot (fairly steep banks, lined with large, sharp rocks), and liberal "no swimming or boating" signage.
So I opted on launching from the new canoe launch on the Mighty DuPage river. I spent a good amount of time that morning working on lashing the boat to the top of the car. As I said, I had 50 feet of stout nylon cordage to work with, and a vague concept of applying counter-forces to secure the craft to the roof rack. While I was working on this, my across-the-street neighbor (who has been watching the build with bemusement) came over and proffered his canoe tie-downs. He looked at my spiderweb of rope and said, "You know, you really don't want to mess around with doing this wrong. Not only could you lose your boat, but you could cause an accident or hurt someone if that comes off in traffic. Do you know what you're doing?"
Not exactly words of support,
especially as I did
not know what I was doing. I thanked him, and said I was going to experiment with a couple of different rope plans, and if I was not 100% satisfied with my lashing*, I would not hesitate to take his canoe tie-downs.
He then stood there, watching me with eyebrows raised, for a good ten minutes. Not comfortable.
By this point, it was, oh, I don't know . . . probably about 92 degrees. (It was about 10:30 AM.) There was not a breath of wind, the humidity was rising, as was the pressure, with Mark there watching my half-baked ideas of rope work. (It did not help that I had had to return my "1000 knots" book to the library, and so the only knot I was really confident with was a bowline.)
I was literally POURING with sweat when Mark finally wandered home, shaking his head. By the time I had done the fourth attempt at rigging and had decided it was time to go (* despite what I told Mark, I was only about 30% satisfied with my tie-down at this point), I was drenched with perspiration and had to shower and change my clothes.
I loaded the water balloons with champagne, loaded up the car, and had everyone else follow in the second car (pretty far behind) to let me know if anything looked wonky.
We got down to the river, or rather the parking lot near the river, with no incident. The boat did not budge.
IN YOUR FACE, MARK!But what looked like "just a little ways down the hill" from the parking lot to the water when I was scouting the location looked
much longer when once I had a heavy boat, loaded with paddles and life vests and things, to carry, and a group of expectant faces watching.
So, it was a hump down to the river, which -- admirably for a canoe launching spot, no doubt -- at this section of river had no current, no trees or other impediments. It was perfectly flat, calm, green-brown water with no sort of shade, breeze, current, or
anything that could provide any respite from the blazing heat. Not even a breath of wind. The backwater that provided a smooth launch also provided the ideal place for algae and other unpleasantness to breed. And there was a whole family of dead and decomposing crayfish piled up, covered with flies.
So we launched, I took each pair of kids out for a
very small lap around the fetid pond, pouring sweat from every pore. The sun reflecting off of the still water made it, if anything, hotter on the river.
So, after about a minute and thirty seconds of quality on-the-water time, I beached, and we all got out, covering our shoes and selves with stinky, green mud.
The trip back
up the hill to the parking lot was, you can imagine, less fun than the not-fun trip down, and re-lashing the boat on the top of the car with everyone standing around was a chore. I finally sent them off, finished the loading myself, and drove home.
I unloaded the boat, stowed it upside down on the sawhorses on the south side of the house, and haven't looked at it since.
So, it was not the grand and glorious launch I had imagined.
But this was, after all, really only the sea trials. And it accomplished what it intended to:
THE BOAT FLOATS.Nothing more, nothing less. Exactly what I wanted.
I now have a boat.
And now it's time to finish the job. I have a little more clean-up work to do.
Oddly, when I was adding the final coats of epoxy to the outside and did the interior seams, the epoxy on the inside did not completely cure. The outside dried and cured good and hard, but on the day of the launch (two days after the application), the inside seams were still tacky. I had to coat them with a layer of sawdust so we wouldn't stick to the boat. Hopefully by this weekend, that will have finally dried enough for me to sand down and put on the final interior application.
Over the next few weeks, I will also experiment with how I want to add the mast step for a sail rig, and what to do about a rudder.
And the name. What to do about the name?
Since this was just the test run, I didn't officially name her. I've thought good and hard about it. I appreciate all of the name suggestions and the feedback. Many people have said to me "I've GOT it! The perfect name is ______!"
But nothing has struck
me as the perfect name. And I've tried to coax it out. But nothing has really just been
IT for me.
But these last few weeks, as it's become a boat, I've been mentally referring to her as "the Duck". ("I've got to sand down the sides of the Duck today." "I think Sunday we'll be ready to launch the Duck.")
So, for better or worse, my mind seems to have settled on Ruddy Duck. Maybe it's the painting I did:
In any event, pending a blinding flash of inspiration (and boats have changed names before), the Ruddy Duck she is.